“You are leaving your dress?”
My wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn’t help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.
“You forgot something” I told her.
She replied “And what’s that?”.
“Your wedding dress”, I said.
“Yeah, I am not taking that” was her response.
“What do you expect me to do with it?” I asked.
And to that she replied, “Whatever the $%^@# you want”.
And this is what I did…..
Help me come up with 101 uses for this dress. I have many good ones but need more to complete 101. The current list can be found under THE (NOT QUITE) 101 USES tab. Please submit your ideas by making a comment. Thanks.
I don’t really know who wrote this, but the feeling is quite familiar. I think most of us can relate to it.
Stanley Smith: Yeah, it should. But we don’t live in Shouldland. Ah, Shouldland! Where clean-cut kids cruise Shouldland Boulevard and the Shouldland High football team get their optimistic asses kicked by their crosstown rival, Reality Check Tech.” —
American Dad episode Bullocks to Stan (2005)
(Needless to say, I was pissing myself laughing with this one last night)
- Impromptu holidays
- Walking on the streets at night, when all is deserted, with my headphones on
- a nap
- foot massage
- seeing my friends happy